How do you know that you are getting old

[dlmarcoux]

WHEN YOUR SWEETIE SAYS, "LET's go up stairs and make love," and you answer, "pick one: I can't do both."
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefooted.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don'nt care where your spouse goes as long as you don'nt have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
Getting little action means you don'nt need to take any fiber today.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
An all nighter means not gettin up to use the bathroom.
And your not sure that these are jokes.

[ltd-addition]

Haah haaa haa I needed oxygen after reading that I laughed so much I nearly fell off stage, in my new tu tu.

Mind you it didn't help me wearing my sling backs with 3 inch heels!!!

[Drew Saunders]

How do you know so much about me? Have we met?













Only joking! I think so anyway?!?!

[dlmarcoux]

No, but I feel like I know every one on the fourm as I have read most of the post.

Doris

[kangaken]

Have you been reading my mail and/or medical file? Laughed lots, thanks

[ltd-addition]

Hi

You got the same Doctor too ? Oh I didn't know I had 2 belly buttons?
Is this my file ? It must be cause I've got wind too !

Any kites about !

[dlmarcoux]

are you sure that your new tutu is not red to match your shoes ? and do not forget your purple hat.

[ltd-addition]

Oh Can you see me or are you looking at my xray ? !

[dlmarcoux]

Of course I can see you, did't you know I have xray vision?

Doris

[ltd-addition]

oh Doris
do excuse me I normally dress for when I meet people!

But while your there can you tell , me is that penny still stuck in my ear ?