Scotch with two drops of water

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Scotch with two drops of water

A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship andordered a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gave her the drink she said, "I'am on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday It's today."
The bartender said "well, since it's your birthday, I"ll buy you a drink, this one is on me"
As the women finished her drink. The women to her right said, "I would like to buy you a drink two."
The old women said, "thank you!Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming up" said the bartender."
As she finished that drink, the man to her left said, "I would like to buy you one too."
The old women said,"Thank you Bartender give me another Scotch with two drops of water."
"coming right up,"The bartendersaid."
As he ave her the drink he said," Ma'am I'm dying of curosity, . why te Scotch with only wo drops of water?"
The old women replied, sonny when your my age you've learned how to hold your liquor. holding your water is a whole other issue."