Mom's Dictionary

[Pauline]

Mom's Dictionary"




AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make
love again.

DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart
to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the
strained carrots.

FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are
wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we
say.

OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW-OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to
your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and
she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: Able to whine in words.

WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house...

WEEKEND: When Dad gets to play golf while Mom catches up
on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.

[Drew Saunders]

Originally Posted by Pauline

Mom's Dictionary"




AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make
love again.

DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart
to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the
strained carrots.

FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are
wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we
say.

OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW-OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to
your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and
she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: Able to whine in words.

WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house...

WEEKEND: When Dad gets to play golf while Mom catches up
on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.

I particularly liked PUDDLE. Oh and my Springer Spaniel did the same thing (but without the dry shoes!)