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Old July 24th, 2008, 06:40 AM
Pauline Pauline is offline
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Default What is Success

hat Is Success ?





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At age 4 .......success is ......not peeing in your pants

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At age 12.....success is .........having friends.
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At age 16.....success is .........having a Driver's License
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At age 20......success is .........having sex



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At age 35......success is.........having money.

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970; Long Hair
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2008; Longing For Hair
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1970; The Perfect High
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2008; The perfect High Yield Mutual Fund
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1970; Keg
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2008; EKG

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1970; Acid Rock
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2008; Acid Reflux
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1970; Moving to California because it' cool
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2008; Moving to California because it's warm
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1970; Growing pot
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2008; Growing pot belly
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1970; Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
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2006; Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children
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1970; Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
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2008; Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
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1970; Seeds and stems
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2008; Roughage
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1970; Popping pills, smoking joints
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2008; Popping joints
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1970; Our President's struggle with Fidel
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2006; Our President's struggle with fidelity
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1970; Paar
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2008; AARP

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970; Long Hair
*

2008; Longing For Hair
*

1970; The Perfect High
*

2008; The perfect High Yield Mutual Fund
*

1970; Keg
*

2008; EKG

*

1970; Acid Rock
*

2008; Acid Reflux
*

1970; Moving to California because it' cool
*

2008; Moving to California because it's warm
*

1970; Growing pot
*

2008; Growing pot belly
*

1970; Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
*

2006; Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children
*

1970; Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
*

2008; Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
*

1970; Seeds and stems
*

2008; Roughage
*

1970; Popping pills, smoking joints
*

2008; Popping joints
*

1970; Our President's struggle with Fidel
*

2006; Our President's struggle with fidelity
*

1970; Paar
*

2008; AARP
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