No Speak English

[Drew Saunders]

*No Speak English*
*A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem
arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

**One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got
the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

**Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to
say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her
Some chicken breasts.

**On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
way** **to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store and...

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**What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!


**I don't know about you sometimes*