teacher

[Pauline]

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher
asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says,
"Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell
before?"

Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."

Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks,
"Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"

Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E."

"Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"

Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."
Pauline

[Drew Saunders]

Hi Pauline
It would appear that we are the only people who appreciate each others humour as nobody else comments. Nice 2 jokes to kick off Sunday. You and Jim have a good day.

[Pauline]

Originally Posted by Drew Saunders

Hi Pauline
It would appear that we are the only people who appreciate each others humour as nobody else comments. Nice 2 jokes to kick off Sunday. You and Jim have a good day.

Hi Drew
I just try to fill in here and there but you do a exultant job LOL by the way my hubby name is John but it is OK I can't remember your better half's name either LOL:Pauline

[Drew Saunders]

Originally Posted by Pauline

Hi Drew
I just try to fill in here and there but you do a exultant job LOL by the way my hubby name is John but it is OK I can't remember your better half's name either LOL:Pauline

Oops sorry got you mixed up with Heather. With so many women on this site I get confused.
Hope you and JOHN are having a good day.

[Pauline]

Originally Posted by Drew Saunders

Oops sorry got you mixed up with Heather. With so many women on this site I get confused.
Hope you and JOHN are having a good day.

LOL most men would be in there glory LOL yes we are having a good day you will have to hold down the fort going away for afew days take care keep posting those jokes Pauline

[Mary]

To Pauline and Drew
Many thanks for a real good laugh thoroughly appreciated jokes, no way could I (or probably many others) compete with that quality that is why we read laugh and enjoy but we should reply so a big thank you to both of you for time and effort spent

Mary

[MargieB]

Hi Pauline,

I simply lol when I read this joke. I used to work with third graders for several years and I just pictured them doing exactly what your joke brought out. It not only made me laugh but it brought back some very pleasant memories.

Thanks so much for this one and all the others.

Margie

[heatherwilmot]

Originally Posted by Margie

Hi Pauline,

I simply lol when I read this joke. I used to work with third graders for several years and I just pictured them doing exactly what your joke brought out. It not only made me laugh but it brought back some very pleasant memories.

Thanks so much for this one and all the others.

Margie

Hi from Heather W.
Sorry to you two 'Jokers', I love your jokes, in fact sent the one about the Cowboy Boots to Cyprus, hope it was allowed! that was after I had read it to my husband. I often take a few to my Parkies Meeting, have to be careful though, some are a little dour, but the majority enjoy your wit.
thank you thank you thank you. Keep them coming. Should have some way of you knowing how many 'hits that were enjoyed' have been made.
Regards and good joking. Heather Wilmot.