July 19th, 2008, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Burbage Leicestershire, England
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Chinese Tale
 CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.'
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