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Humor and Laughter Share your jokes and funny stories and brighten someone's day (clean jokes only please).

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Old July 14th, 2008, 10:52 PM
Pauline Pauline is offline
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1-If nobody's perfect I must be nobody

2-I use to be conceited but now I am perfect.

3-My opinion may have changed but not the fact that I am right

4-My only flaw is Iam perfect,

5-Remember there is no I in team...(But there is a M and a E).

6-A Egotist has one point in his favour- He doesn't go round talking about other people!

7-Don't believe that sort of rubbish,Unless you hear it from me.

8-I am so great I am jealous of my self.

9-Everyone is intitled to my opinion.

10-Save time...See it my way...( I try to tell hubby this but he doesn't beleive me) : Pauline

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Old July 14th, 2008, 10:58 PM
suzie Q suzie Q is online now
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thats a good one pauline hope you are well

sue
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Old July 14th, 2008, 11:18 PM
Pauline Pauline is offline
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Thank you Sue it is 3:30 AM having trouble sleeping hoping this will help
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Old July 15th, 2008, 03:20 AM
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Pauline, that was great.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 03:47 PM
Drew Saunders Drew Saunders is offline
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I know a few of them and amazingly they are all men (me not included!)
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