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I got this from a colleague at work.
From "The Interesting thoughts of Edward Mankton" Chocolate You want me lady don't you? You want me! You want me! Lady No Chocolate, I do not want you, for after the initial pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT. Chocolate That Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE. Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE? Lady No, Chocolate, I would not do that. Chocolate Thank you. (A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure.) So to all the Chocoholics - enjoy your daily feast!
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Elaine
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Heather Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends will leave footprints in your heart. "Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain." |
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