The Hare
Travelling down a country lane by car a bloke hit a hare. He stopped and jumped out of his car and went over to the haire which appeared to have died. He was mortified. Just then another car approached and out got a priest. The bloke explained to the priest what happened. The priest then took a bottle out of his pocket and gently put some of the liquid into the hare's mouth. After a few seconds the hare opened its eyes then got up and hopped to the edge of the road then turned and waved at the two men. Then the hare hopped on the wall turned and waved again. Reaching the top of the hill the hare turned round again and waved then disappeared over the hill. The bloke said "What was that you gave the hare, Holy Water?" "No" said the priest it was
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"Hare restorer with a permanent wave!"
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July 9th, 2008, 01:47 AM
Pauline
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