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Awife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband.'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in under 4 seconds!,....and I would prefer a blue one!'
Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her.... ... Apparently he's dead now .. but he died alegend!!!........ ![]()
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Heather Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends will leave footprints in your heart. "Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain." |
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