A Jewish Confession

[grldnklly]

I hope this does not offend anyone. I just thought it was very funny and wanted to share it with you all.
God bless
Geraldine

A Jewish Confession

An 80 year-old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following:

"Father, I am an 80 year-old man, I'm married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long."

The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"

The old man said, "I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish."

The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"

The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"

[Margie]

[quote=grldnklly;3344]I hope this does not offend anyone. I just thought it was very funny and wanted to share it with you all.
God bless
Geraldine

A Jewish Confession

An 80 year-old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following:

"Father, I am an 80 year-old man, I'm married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long."

The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"

The old man said, "I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish."

The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"

The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"[/QUOTE




Hi there Geraldine-

I'm laughing out loud. It's precious! Thanks. Margie

[Gail]

Originally Posted by grldnklly

I hope this does not offend anyone. I just thought it was very funny and wanted to share it with you all.
God bless
Geraldine

A Jewish Confession

An 80 year-old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following:

"Father, I am an 80 year-old man, I'm married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long."

The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"

The old man said, "I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish."

The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"

The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"

I'm stealing this one. My friends are going to start wondering where I suddenly get all my jokes from.