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June 15th, 2008, 11:27 AM
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The Life Cycle
This is a fantastic idea, if it were like this it would be perfect.
I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day. I rest my case Anon 
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June 15th, 2008, 01:35 PM
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Re: The Life Cycle
oh geraldine if only what a lovely idea.
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June 16th, 2008, 08:26 AM
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Re: The Life Cycle
can i have two tickets please
blank cheque in the post
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Heather Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends will leave footprints in your heart. "Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
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June 26th, 2008, 03:22 AM
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Re: The Life Cycle
Wonderful. Put us down for that thank you
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