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Old June 13th, 2008, 02:42 AM
grldnklly grldnklly is offline
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A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the Human
race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family and your father told you about his.'
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Old June 13th, 2008, 04:41 AM
Gail Gail is offline
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A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the Human
race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family and your father told you about his.'
I especially like this one and will be sharing this one with others. Thanks for the laugh.. Gail
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Old June 13th, 2008, 11:06 PM
Margie Margie is offline
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I especially like this one and will be sharing this one with others. Thanks for the laugh.. Gail
Hi Gail,

Margie here.

This one is priceless. Must remember it so I can share it with my family and friends.

Thanks.
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Old June 13th, 2008, 11:10 PM
Margie Margie is offline
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Hi Geraldine,

I goofed. I sent a reply to Gail that was meant for you.

The joke is priceless. I have to remember it so I can share it with my family and friends. The laughs it gave me are priceless too. Thanks so very much.



Love,
Margie
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