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Old May 30th, 2008, 03:09 AM
Drew Saunders Drew Saunders is offline
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YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.I'm very good at opening childproof caps... with a hammer.I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.I'm so cared for --- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I've just got back form visiting me Mum in Arbroath. Above tickled me and reminded me of the visit. Bless.
Hope your all having the best day you can

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Old May 30th, 2008, 05:56 AM
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YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.I'm very good at opening childproof caps... with a hammer.I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.I'm so cared for --- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I've just got back form visiting me Mum in Arbroath. Above tickled me and reminded me of the visit. Bless.
Hope your all having the best day you can


Thanks Drew Hope you have a good day Pauline

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Old May 30th, 2008, 09:56 AM
Pauline Pauline is offline
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1 = There are many types of ships,

There are wooden ships
Plastic ships,
and medal ships,
But the Best and most important type are Friendships.
Old Irish Quot.

2 = Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.

3 = Without Friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods---Aristotle Pauline Hope everyone has a good day./

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Old May 30th, 2008, 10:43 AM
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YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.I'm very good at opening childproof caps... with a hammer.I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.I'm so cared for --- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I've just got back form visiting me Mum in Arbroath. Above tickled me and reminded me of the visit. Bless.
Hope your all having the best day you can
Hi Drew
welcome home, we have missed you so much
hope you had a good time, and mum is keeping well
catch up soon
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