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YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.I'm very good at opening childproof caps... with a hammer.I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.I'm so cared for --- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.
I've just got back form visiting me Mum in Arbroath. Above tickled me and reminded me of the visit. Bless. Hope your all having the best day you can Last edited by Drew Saunders : May 30th, 2008 at 03:11 AM. Reason: clear out font information |
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Thanks Drew Hope you have a good day Pauline Last edited by Pauline : May 30th, 2008 at 05:59 AM. |
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1 = There are many types of ships,
There are wooden ships Plastic ships, and medal ships, But the Best and most important type are Friendships. Old Irish Quot. 2 = Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. 3 = Without Friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods---Aristotle ![]() ![]() Pauline Hope everyone has a good day./Last edited by Pauline : May 30th, 2008 at 09:59 AM. |
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welcome home, we have missed you so much hope you had a good time, and mum is keeping well catch up soon
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Heather Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends will leave footprints in your heart. "Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain." |
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