Dad will neaver say

[Pauline]

Top ten thing you will neaver hear dad say

[10- How about that?...I'm lost looks like we will have to stop and ask directions

9= You know pumpkin now that you thirteen, you will be ready for unchaperoned car dates won't that be fun.

8-I notice all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude I like that.

7= Here's a credit card and keys to my new car---Go crazy.

6= What do you mean you want to play football ? figure skating not good enough for you son?

5= Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might consider throwing a party.

4=Well I don't know whats wrong with your car. probably one of those do-hickey thingies---you know---that makes it run or something. just have it towed to a mechanic and pay what ever he asks,

3= No son of mine is going to live under my roof without an ear ring,---now quiet your belly aching--lets go to the mall

2= Whaddya want to get a job for I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1= Fathers Day aahh---Don't worry about that---it's know big deal.

Pauline B][/b]