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[Pauline]

Life

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional
2 Birthdays are good for you the more you have the longer you live
3-Life is a test and I didn't take very good notes
4-The meaning of life is to give life meaning
5-It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised it burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living
6-When everything is coming your way your in the wrong lane
7-I intend to live forever so far so good
8-I used to have a handle on life but it broke
9-Don't take life to seriously you won't get out alive
10-ounce over the hill you pick up speed
11-middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrower of the waist changes
12-Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
13-Experience is a wonderful thing it enables you to reorganize a mistake when you make it
14-I started out with nothing and still have most of it
15-A day without sunshine is like ,well ,night
16-I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
17-If the shoe fits buy it in every colour
19-they say the right person will come along ,but I think a truck hit mine
20-The future ain't what it use to be -Yogi beara
21-We may be alone or we may not be alone either way the thought is staggering
22-I neaver think of the future it comes soon enough =Albert Einstein
23- A penny saved is a government overlook
24-Birthday are like glazed doughnuts some time it's best not to count how many you have had
25-Chocolate ,Coffee, Men. somethings are better rich
26-I like pigs ,Dogs look up to us, Cats look down on us .Pigs treat us as equals= Sir Winston Churchhill
Pauline

[heather]

Hi Pauline
now who has given me a good laugh
thank you

[Drew Saunders]

Originally Posted by Pauline

Life

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional
2 Birthdays are good for you the more you have the longer you live
3-Life is a test and I didn't take very good notes
4-The meaning of life is to give life meaning
5-It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised it burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living
6-When everything is coming your way your in the wrong lane
7-I intend to live forever so far so good
8-I used to have a handle on life but it broke
9-Don't take life to seriously you won't get out alive
10-ounce over the hill you pick up speed
11-middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrower of the waist changes
12-Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
13-Experience is a wonderful thing it enables you to reorganize a mistake when you make it
14-I started out with nothing and still have most of it
15-A day without sunshine is like ,well ,night
16-I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
17-If the shoe fits buy it in every colour
19-they say the right person will come along ,but I think a truck hit mine
20-The future ain't what it use to be -Yogi beara
21-We may be alone or we may not be alone either way the thought is staggering
22-I neaver think of the future it comes soon enough =Albert Einstein
23- A penny saved is a government overlook
24-Birthday are like glazed doughnuts some time it's best not to count how many you have had
25-Chocolate ,Coffee, Men. somethings are better rich
26-I like pigs ,Dogs look up to us, Cats look down on us .Pigs treat us as equals= Sir Winston Churchhill
Pauline

I have been looking through the archives and came across this. Missed it first time round. No.5 tickled me and No.17 is Elaine for sure. Have as good a day as you can, Drew