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Old May 25th, 2008, 12:31 AM
Drew Saunders Drew Saunders is offline
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Default Have a giggle - it's raining here!

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,
"Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."

It pays to be careful around old people.

Last edited by Drew Saunders : May 25th, 2008 at 12:39 AM. Reason: Get rid of the font rubbish
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Old May 25th, 2008, 09:41 AM
heather heather is offline
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Default Re: Have a giggle - it's raining here!



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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends will leave footprints in your heart.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."

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