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Old May 18th, 2008, 02:04 PM
Drew Saunders Drew Saunders is offline
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> Dear Walter
>
> I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
> husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
> mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
> halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
> couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady .
> I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
> When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having
> an affair for the past six months.
>
> I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
> months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
> worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
> he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to
> him anymore.
> Can you please help?
> Sincerely,
> Mrs Sheila Usk
>
>
> Dear Sheila:
> A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
> variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
> debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
> the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
> solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
> causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
> I hope this helps.
> Walter
>
>
Great advice I thought!!
Drew

Last edited by Drew Saunders : May 18th, 2008 at 02:05 PM. Reason: Reaason for above - why men don't do advice columns!
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Old May 20th, 2008, 12:25 PM
heather heather is offline
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Good one Drew


hope you are OK haven't seen you on for a few days
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