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> To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a
> special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit > of the AARP. > One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favourite Things' from > the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. > Here are the lyrics she used: > (Sing It!) - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!! > Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, > Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, > Bundles of magazines tied up in string, > These are a few of my favorite things. > Cadillacs and cataracts ,and hearing aids and glasses, > Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, > Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, > These are a few of my favorite things. > When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, > When the knees go bad, > I simply remember my favorite things, > And then I don't feel so bad. > Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, > No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, > Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, > These are a few of my favorite things. > Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin', > Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', > And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, > When we remember our favorite things. > When the joints ache, When the hips break, > When the eyes grow dim, > Then I remember the great life I've had, > And then I don't feel so bad. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over > four minutes and repeated encores. Please share Ms. > Andrews' clever wit and humor with others who would appreciate > it I do not know what or who the AARP is/are but who cares... smile and don't forget to sing along!!!!!! Drew |
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coundn't sing for laughing
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all i can say is
thank God i went to the LOU first ![]()
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Heather Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends will leave footprints in your heart. "Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain." |
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That is great! Thanks for sharing.
AARP is the American Association of Retired Persons. Very active lobbying organization which invites every American to join at the age of 55. It has lots of money and offers health insurance, life insurance and many other benefits to anyone over 55. It has more political clout than just about any other organization in USA. Diane |
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