Pauline
May 20th, 2009, 07:38 AM
>> Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both
> >> could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they
> >> came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on
> >> through.
> >> The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it!
> >> I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
> >> After a few more minutes they came to another
> >> intersection. The light was red, and again they went right through. This
> >> time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was
> >> also concerned that she might be seeing things... She was getting nervous
> >> and decided to pay close attention.
> >> At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was
> >> definitely red and they blew right through it. She turned to the other
> >> woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights
> >> in a row? You could have killed us!"
> >> Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh ************....! Am I
> >> driving..?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Do we want to get old?
:D:D:DPauline now I hope I havn't already posted this one but i'm sure you will keep me on my toes hope everyone is having a good day
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> >> could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they
> >> came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on
> >> through.
> >> The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it!
> >> I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
> >> After a few more minutes they came to another
> >> intersection. The light was red, and again they went right through. This
> >> time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was
> >> also concerned that she might be seeing things... She was getting nervous
> >> and decided to pay close attention.
> >> At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was
> >> definitely red and they blew right through it. She turned to the other
> >> woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights
> >> in a row? You could have killed us!"
> >> Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh ************....! Am I
> >> driving..?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Do we want to get old?
:D:D:DPauline now I hope I havn't already posted this one but i'm sure you will keep me on my toes hope everyone is having a good day
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