Pauline
May 11th, 2009, 03:21 PM
ELDERLY LADIES
> >>
> >> Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,
> >> doing nothing.
> >> One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
> >> The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
> >> The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
> >> The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
> >> After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
> >> "Who drives you to the beach?"
> >> _____________________
> >>
> >> An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise
> >> ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the
> >> wind.
> >> A gentleman approached her and said:
> >> "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but
> >> did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high
> >> wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this
> >> hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the
> >> gentleman in earnest.
> >> The woman looked down, then back up at the man and
> >> replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this
> >> hat yesterday!":D:D:D Pauline
> >>
> >> Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,
> >> doing nothing.
> >> One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
> >> The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
> >> The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
> >> The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
> >> After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
> >> "Who drives you to the beach?"
> >> _____________________
> >>
> >> An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise
> >> ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the
> >> wind.
> >> A gentleman approached her and said:
> >> "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but
> >> did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high
> >> wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this
> >> hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the
> >> gentleman in earnest.
> >> The woman looked down, then back up at the man and
> >> replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this
> >> hat yesterday!":D:D:D Pauline