Patsy
April 27th, 2009, 06:39 PM
Many, many years ago when i was 23,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
The widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red,
My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, for she was my fathers wife.
To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad,
An so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him Brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course
Was my step-mother.
Fathers wife then had a son, who kept them on the run,
And he became my grand-son, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, And it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother, then i am her grand-child,
and everytime I think of it, it simply drives me wild.
For now, I have become the strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grand-mother,
I am my own grand-pa.
Patsy :D:D:D
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
The widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red,
My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, for she was my fathers wife.
To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad,
An so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him Brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course
Was my step-mother.
Fathers wife then had a son, who kept them on the run,
And he became my grand-son, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, And it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother, then i am her grand-child,
and everytime I think of it, it simply drives me wild.
For now, I have become the strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grand-mother,
I am my own grand-pa.
Patsy :D:D:D