Why I like retirement

[Pauline]

: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday


Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.


Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.


Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.


Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
A nswer: They are the only ones who have the time.


Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal


Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.


Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.



Question: Why does a retiree often say He doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING... .. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

This was sent to me by a friend I thought it was good hope you think so to :D:D:D Pauline

[heather]

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[peaches]

WELL IM GOING TO KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN
ABOUT RETIRING IM FINALLY GOING TO MAKE THAT
JUMP, I HAVE HAD PD FROR OVER 2YRS AND HAVE
BEEN ON MEDICAL SINCE THEN KNOW IM RETIREING
AND ACCEPTING IT AND MOVEING ON I HOPE
THAT I CAN INJOY IT LIKE I HEAR FROM OTHERS
AND FINALLY WENT TO MY HEARING FOR DIABILITY
AFTER YEARS ALSO AND I RECIECVED MY LETTER
OF AWARD APPROVED,HOPE TO PUT ALITTLE STRESS
BEHIND AND TRY TO SMILE AND INJOY EVERYDAY
WE HAVE..LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL.
PEACHES........................................... ..............:o.

:)

[Mary]

Pauline
Thought that was brilliant description of retirement every word is true also could have added to 10% discount a free travel pass which allows us to travel to a lot of places by bus for free a very much used service by pensioners
Peaches
After a very short time you will wonder how you ever found time to fit work in.Keep as active as you can and you will enjoy it

Mary:):)

[heather]

When are you finishing peaches
i'm finishing 30th July, don't want to but need more time at home:(:(