Pauline
March 25th, 2009, 07:26 AM
Ear Hair
My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears. The vet cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and remove the hair in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some 'Nair'. The druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'
Lady says: 'I'm not using it under my arms..'
The druggist says: 'If you're using it on your legs don't use lotion for a couple of days.'
The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'
The druggist says, 'Then stay off your bicycle for a week.'
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Here is a nother one from my friend I really hope you don't mind :D:D:D Pauline
My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears. The vet cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and remove the hair in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some 'Nair'. The druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'
Lady says: 'I'm not using it under my arms..'
The druggist says: 'If you're using it on your legs don't use lotion for a couple of days.'
The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'
The druggist says, 'Then stay off your bicycle for a week.'
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Here is a nother one from my friend I really hope you don't mind :D:D:D Pauline