Juanita Mullin
March 23rd, 2009, 09:39 PM
Reporters were interviewing a 104-year-old lady. They asked, "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She replied, "There's no peer pressure."
The nice thing about being senile is that you can hide your own Easter eggs! (how about that?)
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries and a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind and can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine. I take 40 different medications. They make me dizzy, winded, subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation; hardly feel my hands or feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. I've lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license!
The nice thing about being senile is that you can hide your own Easter eggs! (how about that?)
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries and a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind and can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine. I take 40 different medications. They make me dizzy, winded, subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation; hardly feel my hands or feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. I've lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license!