Juanita Mullin
March 12th, 2009, 09:10 PM
With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old gave birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home I went to see her.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," she said. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?
"No, not yet," she said.'
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded, "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"
"May I see the new baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," she said. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?
"No, not yet," she said.'
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded, "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"