Garysimmons464@talktalk.n
March 12th, 2009, 06:35 AM
In an attempt to cheer us all up I am relaying the following tales about our friend Paddy,hope you like them:-
1) Paddy and his mate were walking down a country lane when Paddy saw something through the hedgeway.
"Theres a headstone here " he said "It must be the start of the local churchyard"
"Good god,this feller was 141 when he died!"
"what was his name ?" asked Paddys mate.
"It says he was Miles from London"
2)Paddy and his mate to try out this partner swopping that they had heard about.
The next day they started their new adventure and after 3 hours of non stop passion Paddy said
"Great,-----I wonder how the girls are getting on?"
3) Paddy comes home from work and can't find his wife waiting with his dinner.
"Where are you woman ?" he shouts out.
"I am up stairs" she shouts back.
Paddy goes up to investigate and finds his wife totally naked and spread eagled on the bed.
"Guess what I want ?" she said to Paddy
"All the bed by the looks of it !"
Love Gary
1) Paddy and his mate were walking down a country lane when Paddy saw something through the hedgeway.
"Theres a headstone here " he said "It must be the start of the local churchyard"
"Good god,this feller was 141 when he died!"
"what was his name ?" asked Paddys mate.
"It says he was Miles from London"
2)Paddy and his mate to try out this partner swopping that they had heard about.
The next day they started their new adventure and after 3 hours of non stop passion Paddy said
"Great,-----I wonder how the girls are getting on?"
3) Paddy comes home from work and can't find his wife waiting with his dinner.
"Where are you woman ?" he shouts out.
"I am up stairs" she shouts back.
Paddy goes up to investigate and finds his wife totally naked and spread eagled on the bed.
"Guess what I want ?" she said to Paddy
"All the bed by the looks of it !"
Love Gary