Juanita Mullin
February 24th, 2009, 09:03 PM
I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.
Every family tree has some sap in it.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.
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Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry...we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry...we still have one engine left."
A bonehead turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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A pharmacy major was taking a course in dispensing. One day they were discussing the various labels affixed to prescription containers, such as "Take with food," and "Take with water."
At the end of class the professor passed out a few sample labels. Days later he noticed that one member of the class had stuck one of them on his chemistry textbook. It read: "Caution: May cause extreme drowsiness."
Every family tree has some sap in it.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.
************************************************** **
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry...we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry...we still have one engine left."
A bonehead turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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A pharmacy major was taking a course in dispensing. One day they were discussing the various labels affixed to prescription containers, such as "Take with food," and "Take with water."
At the end of class the professor passed out a few sample labels. Days later he noticed that one member of the class had stuck one of them on his chemistry textbook. It read: "Caution: May cause extreme drowsiness."