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Pauline
February 20th, 2009, 12:28 PM
This is funny and it will boggle your mind.
And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't ................
Mind control does NOT work either!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction. I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it!!
I have tried this numerous time and and there right:D:D:D Pauline
Patsy
February 20th, 2009, 01:59 PM
This is funny and it will boggle your mind.
And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't ................
Mind control does NOT work either!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction. I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it!!
I have tried this numerous time and and there right:D:D:D Pauline
Pauline,
I have tried it, did not succeed.
Patsy :confused::confused::confused:
Juanita Mullin
February 20th, 2009, 08:25 PM
Me too! Try another: Rub your head with one hand and pat your stomach with the other. :D:D
Garysimmons464@talktalk.n
February 21st, 2009, 02:33 AM
Now come on you girls ,its easy I can do it.
Just write the 6 from the bottom upwards in a clockwise direction.You have to wait for a man to sort you out !
Love Gary (mcp)
Patsy
February 21st, 2009, 03:59 AM
Now come on you girls ,its easy I can do it.
Just write the 6 from the bottom upwards in a clockwise direction.You have to wait for a man to sort you out !
Love Gary (mcp)
Gary
Just "ADMIT" you could not do it either.
Then we will not call you an MCP.
Patsy :D
Pauline
February 21st, 2009, 07:19 AM
Now come on you girls ,its easy I can do it.
Just write the 6 from the bottom upwards in a clockwise direction.You have to wait for a man to sort you out !
Love Gary (mcp)
LOL al right Mr (mcp) very smart lol :D:D:D Pauline
heather
February 21st, 2009, 01:44 PM
Now come on you girls ,its easy I can do it.
Just write the 6 from the bottom upwards in a clockwise direction.You have to wait for a man to sort you out !
Love Gary (mcp)
Girls
would you say it only works then if your "back wards " then
thats the other reason they say men can reverse better than women, :rolleyes:;)
heather
February 21st, 2009, 01:48 PM
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.
:p:D;)
heather
February 21st, 2009, 02:16 PM
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"
and theres more
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
1.The only place for a man, is under a womans thumb
2. Men only have 2 fault's [honest], everything they say, and everything they do
and finally , can't end with out our Maxine :D
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/maesisaf/ATT000111111.jpg
Pauline
February 21st, 2009, 05:40 PM
Girls
would you say it only works then if your "back wards " then
thats the other reason they say men can reverse better than women, :rolleyes:;)
Heather lol good one lol:D:D:D Pauline
Juanita Mullin
February 21st, 2009, 09:07 PM
Great! Heather. They were all GOOD!
:D:D: Juanita
Patsy
February 23rd, 2009, 04:17 AM
Hi Heather
Very Good,
Where has Gary gone? I think he realises he is outnumbered by all us GIRLS.
Patsy :D:D:D
heather
February 23rd, 2009, 11:28 AM
Hi Heather
Very Good,
Where has Gary gone? I think he realises he is outnumbered by all us GIRLS.
Patsy :D:D:D
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/maesisaf/mixedhaahaaATT000384449.gif
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/maesisaf/girlsrule4.gif
Garysimmons464@talktalk.n
February 26th, 2009, 10:13 AM
Hi you naughty Girls
havn't been on the website for a few days and now what do I find? GIRL POWER has struck-I expect you all thought that I was resting on my laurels after showing you all up with my lateral thinking.Well I have returned and looking for some more DIFFICULT challenges.Trust that you are all doing well and not getting too depressed because you are mere women.
Love to you all GARY (aka mcp)
Pauline
February 26th, 2009, 10:56 AM
:DHi Gary
Welcome back we new your couldn't stay away for long we new you would miss us lol:D :D:DPauline
suzie Q
February 26th, 2009, 05:52 PM
Hi Gary
Do you ever feel outnumbered.Glad you are back
Sue
Juanita Mullin
February 26th, 2009, 08:36 PM
Talk about using your right foot. I just read an article and viewed pictures of a 25 year old from Arizona who was born without arms. She does not have artificial arms. She just received her PILOT'S LICENSE! She drives her car. I wish I could send it to all of you--the pictures and the things that she does. She has two black belts! At the head of the article it said that Cambridge and Oxford were removing can't and impossible from their dictionaries. Pictures show her applying eye makeup, rolling her hair with a curling iron and other things using her feet. Very awesome and what an inspirational story! Juanita
Garysimmons464@talktalk.n
February 27th, 2009, 07:11 AM
Hi Juanita,
That is truly remarkable and inspiring-and she isn't a man-incredible !
Love Gary
heather
February 27th, 2009, 11:34 AM
sorrry couldn't resist this Gary
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/maesisaf/mixedwomanwaiting.jpg
but you are
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/maesisaf/friend44.gif
Garysimmons464@talktalk.n
February 28th, 2009, 08:18 AM
Thanks Heather
Very good, I refuse to be drawn into any other comment.
Well perhaps I will just say that male jelly babies are always bigger than female ones!
Love Gary
heather
February 28th, 2009, 10:37 AM
Hi Gary
hope all is well with you
can depent on you to make me :):) Thank you
going to have to buy some jelly babies tomorrow, :D:D:D:D
Garysimmons464@talktalk.n
March 2nd, 2009, 12:40 PM
Hi Girls
It looks like I am now an official member of GIRL POWER.
Right ,listen and I will tell you why.
My eldest granddaughter has been attending college and she is seeking a qualification in Hair Dressing.
A couple of days ago she rang me and said "I only have one more test to pass and I will have my qualification" " The only
problem is-I need a woman with short hair to come to the college and I have to carry out a 'graduated cut'; the only problem is I dont know any women with short hair"
"Oh dear " I said (BIG MISTAKE)
My grandaughter saw the opportunity and said to me "The tutor said ,although we don't allow men to have their hair styled in the college you can tell your Grandad that we will let him substitute if he is willing , but he will have to sign in using a girls name !"
I agreed and upon entering reception was signed in as SUE.
(Come back Johnny Cash all is forgiven)
There was considerable giggling from all the students.
Love Gary (Girl Power -Honorary Member)
ps She qualified.
Pauline
March 2nd, 2009, 01:25 PM
Congratulations to your granddaughter , lol what grandparents won't do for there grandkids lol good for you ( Sue ) :D:D:D Pauline
heather
March 2nd, 2009, 02:09 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/maesisaf/sit%20pictures%20not%20used/mixeddogimage00333.gif
congratulations to your grand daughter, free hair cuts all round yes :D
suzie Q
March 3rd, 2009, 01:16 AM
Congratulations Gary welcome to girl power like the name
Sue
Patsy
March 3rd, 2009, 04:12 AM
Gary
Congratulations to your grand daughter on her achievement. Oh; what we all do for our grandchildren,
Well done.
Patsy :):cool:
Juanita Mullin
March 3rd, 2009, 09:18 PM
And don't we love to do for our grandchildren? Juanita
Mary
March 4th, 2009, 02:13 PM
Gary
You said you were a MCP sounds more like a lovely soppy Grandad who can be wrapped around grandaughter's little finger female power even at that age
Mary:);)
Garysimmons464@talktalk.n
March 7th, 2009, 06:26 AM
Hi Mary
OK so you saw through my disguise as a mcp.My cover is blown and no longer do I have any street cred.I hang my head in shame .You are an astute woman.Shall have to find a different masculine "butch " alias.
Love Gary
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