Juanita Mullin
February 12th, 2009, 09:23 PM
A big lion was stalking the jungle looking for trouble. He grabbed a tiger and asked, "Who is king of the jungle?"
"You are, O mighty lion," answered the tiger.
Next the lion grabbed a bear and asked, "Who is the king of the jungle?"
"You are, O mighty lion," answered the bear.
Soon he met an elephant and asked, "Who is king of the jungle?"
The elephant grabbed him with his trunk and whirled him around and threw him against a tree, leaving him bleeding and broken.
The lion got up feebly and said, "Just because you don't know the answer is no reason for you to get so rough."
"You are, O mighty lion," answered the tiger.
Next the lion grabbed a bear and asked, "Who is the king of the jungle?"
"You are, O mighty lion," answered the bear.
Soon he met an elephant and asked, "Who is king of the jungle?"
The elephant grabbed him with his trunk and whirled him around and threw him against a tree, leaving him bleeding and broken.
The lion got up feebly and said, "Just because you don't know the answer is no reason for you to get so rough."