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dlmarcoux
August 2nd, 2008, 09:48 AM
WHEN YOUR SWEETIE SAYS, "LET's go up stairs and make love," and you answer, "pick one: I can't do both."
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefooted.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don'nt care where your spouse goes as long as you don'nt have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
Getting little action means you don'nt need to take any fiber today.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
An all nighter means not gettin up to use the bathroom.
And your not sure that these are jokes.

ltd-addition
August 2nd, 2008, 11:14 PM
Haah haaa haa I needed oxygen after reading that I laughed so much I nearly fell off stage, in my new tu tu.

Mind you it didn't help me wearing my sling backs with 3 inch heels!!!

Drew Saunders
August 3rd, 2008, 12:03 AM
How do you know so much about me? Have we met?













Only joking! I think so anyway?!?!

dlmarcoux
August 4th, 2008, 03:59 PM
No, but I feel like I know every one on the fourm as I have read most of the post.

Doris

kangaken
August 6th, 2008, 04:42 PM
Have you been reading my mail and/or medical file? Laughed lots, thanks

ltd-addition
August 6th, 2008, 04:49 PM
Hi

You got the same Doctor too ? Oh I didn't know I had 2 belly buttons?
Is this my file ? It must be cause I've got wind too !

Any kites about !

dlmarcoux
August 9th, 2008, 08:24 AM
are you sure that your new tutu is not red to match your shoes ? and do not forget your purple hat.

ltd-addition
August 9th, 2008, 08:39 AM
Oh Can you see me or are you looking at my xray ? !

dlmarcoux
August 9th, 2008, 05:31 PM
Of course I can see you, did't you know I have xray vision?

Doris

ltd-addition
September 6th, 2008, 07:23 PM
oh Doris
do excuse me I normally dress for when I meet people!

But while your there can you tell , me is that penny still stuck in my ear ?

Pauline
September 6th, 2008, 07:52 PM
OH Oh : I think I am getting old sound just like me :):):)Pauline