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Elaine May
July 29th, 2008, 11:04 AM
1

Person 1 He's leaving Friday

Person 2 Who is?

Person 1 Robinson Crusoe

It catches them out every time!

2

Person 1 He's a big head he is.

Person 2 Who is?

Person 1 Humpty Dumpty

3

Person 1 With all their money and they still live like pigs!

Person 2 Who do?

Person 1 Pinky and Perky

Sorry if this humour does not travel well but anyone in the U.K. who is as old as me should get all the jokes.

:D
Elaine