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Pauline
July 15th, 2008, 11:58 AM
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan

"Life's an Ocean, Sail It"

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends