Drew Saunders
July 14th, 2008, 09:24 AM
Irish Blonde Gambler
>> An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the
>>> casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
>>>
>>> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>>> completely nude'.
>>>
>>> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
>>> yelled,
>>>
>>> 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
>>>
>>> As the dice came
>>> to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES , YES, I WON,
>>> I WON!'
>>>
>>> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
>>> her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
>>> dumb founded
>>>
>>> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered,
>>> 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> MORAL OF THE STORY
>>>
>>> Not all Irish are
>>> daft and not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men.
>>>:D:D:D
>> An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the
>>> casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
>>>
>>> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>>> completely nude'.
>>>
>>> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
>>> yelled,
>>>
>>> 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
>>>
>>> As the dice came
>>> to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES , YES, I WON,
>>> I WON!'
>>>
>>> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
>>> her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
>>> dumb founded
>>>
>>> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered,
>>> 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> MORAL OF THE STORY
>>>
>>> Not all Irish are
>>> daft and not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men.
>>>:D:D:D