Elaine May
July 9th, 2008, 11:23 PM
I got this from a colleague at work.
From "The Interesting thoughts of Edward Mankton"
Chocolate You want me lady don't you? You want me! You want me!
Lady No Chocolate, I do not want you, for after the initial pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT.
Chocolate That Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE. Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE?
Lady No, Chocolate, I would not do that.
Chocolate Thank you.
(A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure.)
So to all the Chocoholics - enjoy your daily feast!
From "The Interesting thoughts of Edward Mankton"
Chocolate You want me lady don't you? You want me! You want me!
Lady No Chocolate, I do not want you, for after the initial pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT.
Chocolate That Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE. Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE?
Lady No, Chocolate, I would not do that.
Chocolate Thank you.
(A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure.)
So to all the Chocoholics - enjoy your daily feast!