Pardon?

[Drew Saunders]

> > The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy
> > Indian war party.
> >
> > The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great
> > Lone Ranger. In honour of
> > the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
> > But, before I kill
> > you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
> > request?'
> >
> >
> >
> > The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my
> > horse.'
> > The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone
> > Ranger, who whispers in
> > Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
> >
> > Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde
> > woman on his
> > back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
> > Lone Ranger's Tent
> > and spends the night.
> >
> >
> > The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
> > impressed. 'You have very fine
> > and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
> > What is your second
> > request?'
> >
> >
> >
> > The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is
> > brought to him,
> > and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before,
> > Silver takes off across
> > the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that
> > evening, to the
> > Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with
> > a brunette, even more
> > attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
> > Ranger's tent and spends the night.
> >
> >
> > The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
> > 'You are indeed
> > a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow.
> > 'What is your last
> > request?'
> >
> > The Lone Ranger responds,' I'd like to speak to my
> > horse....ALONE.'
> > The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought
> > to the Lone
> > Ranger's tent.
> >
> >
> > Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
> > both ears, looks him
> > square in the eye and says: 'Listen very carefully,
> > you deaf old devil, for the
> > last time.......... . BRING POSSE!!!!'
> >