A cautionery tale

[Drew Saunders]

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Irish Boy's Confession'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky?''Yes, Father, it is.''And who was the girl you were with?''I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.''Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so youmayas well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?''I cannot say.'<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">

[Pauline]

A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The brother said "What should we do?"
The lawyer said "I'm gonna run for it."
The brother said "You can't outrun a mountain lion!"
The lawyer said "I don't have to outrun HIM-- I only have to outrun YOU:D:DPauline

[Pauline]

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.:D:D:DPauline

[Gail]

A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The brother said "What should we do?"
The lawyer said "I'm gonna run for it."
The brother said "You can't outrun a mountain lion!"
The lawyer said "I don't have to outrun HIM-- I only have to outrun YOU:D:DPauline This is too funny. I tell my sister this very thing when we go hiking.

[Pauline]

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

Did you hear about the man who listened to the match?
He burnt his ear.

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

Did you hear about the young man who got really worried when his nose kept growing until it was eleven inches long?
He thought it might turn into a foot.

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

Did you hear about the mad scientist who crossed a parrot with an alligator?
It bit off his arm and said, 'who's a pretty boy then?'


Did you hear about the musical ghost?


you hear about the woman who was so ugly she could make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour?

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy. So the farmer made hay while the son shone.

Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying "no" anytime someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!
He wrote haunting melodies.:):):):)Pauline

[heather]

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