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grldnklly
June 15th, 2008, 12:27 PM
This is a fantastic idea, if it were like this it would be perfect.


I think the life cycle is all backwards
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day.

I rest my case

Anon

susan wheatley
June 15th, 2008, 02:35 PM
oh geraldine if only what a lovely idea.

heather
June 16th, 2008, 09:26 AM
can i have two tickets please
blank cheque in the post

Pauline
June 16th, 2008, 06:39 PM
That sound great I'll have a ticket on that one:):):)Pauline

Drew Saunders
June 26th, 2008, 04:22 AM
Wonderful. Put us down for that thank you

suzie Q
June 26th, 2008, 04:24 AM
sounds like the way to go for me


sue