Scam

[Drew Saunders]

SCAM WARNING!

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally…
But this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather
And asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!

THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

[Pauline]

Drew
You had me going for awhile now I can't stop laughing I don't know what we would do with out you you keep us on our toes or rolling around laughing and that's a sight for sore eyes :):):)Pauline

[Drew Saunders]

Drew
You had me going for awhile now I can't stop laughing I don't know what we would do with out you you keep us on our toes or rolling around laughing and that's a sight for sore eyes :):):)Pauline

Morning Pauline, Glad you enjoyed the "scam". Have as good a day as you can,
Drew
:):):)

[grldnklly]

Subject: Fw: Dear Dad letter....-


A father passing by his son's bedroom, was
astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
pillow.

It was addressed, "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and
sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend,
because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with
Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because
of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and
because she is so much older
than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's
pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She
owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for
ourselves, and trading it with the other
people in the commune, for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves
it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to
take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so
you can get to know your
many grandchildren.

Love, your son, John.


P.S. Dad,
none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind
you that there are worse things in life than
the school report that's on my desk.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home.

[heather]

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[susan wheatley]

very good drew you nearly had me their.