another senior citizen

[Drew Saunders]

> A very self-important college student attending a recent football
> game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
> to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand
> his generation.
>
> 'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,'
> the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.
>
> 'The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes,
> space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited
> Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers
> with DSL, BPS, light-speed processing .. and' ... pausing to take
> another drink of beer....
>
> The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
> said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
> young,.. so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little bugger, what are
> you doing for the next generation?'
>
> The applause was deafening.
>
>
>
> Don't you just love senior citizens...?
>